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free drinks before noon
I’m a brunch-a-holic, and the only way to trump my last recommendation, Fetch, which catered to canine’s, is to combine free drinks and live music, plus distinct dishes. Nolita House offers widely appealing specials each day, but they’re best known for their signature Boozy Bluegrass Brunch, a must-see in NYC. Take it from me, you cannot top this brunch.

Every Saturday and Sunday Nolita House has a live local bluegrass band performing from 11:30-3:30 and drinks are free with every meal. You can choose from Mimosa, Sangria, Champagne, or orange juice to accompany your lively, loud and upbeat experience. The energy this weekend was contagious enough for a party of six to order shots before noon, and I saw worse last year when SantaCon pub crawler’s stopped by.
If drinks and loud music wouldn’t draw you in, the unique menu is worth a try, especially if you’ve stuck to benedict’s and homefries every weekend. The brunch menu allows for traditional brunch options and unconventional options. After typical brunch every Saturday and Sunday

for months, my boyfriend and I were both eager to change things up. Everyone around us tried the Huevos Rancheros or the Vanilla Brandy French Toast, both of which looked tempting, but we were in the mood for eggs. I tried Mediterranean Baked Eggs over ratatouille and he got New Orleans Style Shrimp and Grits.
Both plates were unlike anything we’ve tried before. My dish was uniquely satisfying, an odd combination of tastes made perfect on flatbread. It was good enough to go outside my comfort zone and a lot prettier than scrambled eggs on a bagel. His was surprisingly good as well, and I don’t typically like grits. The shrimp was decent in size and perfectly prepared, and the grits were topped with eggs and one of three daily cheeses. Four days later he is still raving about that cheese. We paired our new finds with sangria, OJ and coffee for an odd combination we both loved.
You do have to converse loudly over the music, but it’s not impossible, and the crowd’s all the happier for it. We were sat immediately despite a packed house and squeezed into a comfy corner booth. At Nolita House you can take your time without feeling rushed, enjoy tables around you getting carried away, and leave with a full stomach. The restaurant’s decorated to make you feel at home, and I’ve never eaten there feeling otherwise.
This location’s great if you’re downtown and want to eat before or after a Whole Foods trip or day of retail. I used to frequent the New Museum and stop by Billy’s before a wholesome meal of macaroni or pizza to recharge. I highly recommend heading that way this weekend, you’ll feel the warmth.
Location: 47 E Houston St (off Lafayette)
Prices: $30-$35 brunch for two
Contact: nolitahouse.com, 212-625-1712
Slurp, Chew, Rest and Repeat.
Ramen. It is the much-lauded and decidedly un-fancy college dietary component that is as cheap as it is nutritious; while costing a mere twenty-five cents a pack (if that much), a single serving (a pack is actually two servings) boasts a whopping 36% or 861 milligrams of your daily sodium allotment. While I was known to indulge a time or two in college, I typically steered clear, opting instead for my university’s nationally-ranked, Michelin Guide-worthy food plan, replete with fresh sushi and bleu cheese crumbles by the truckload.
However, now that I’m in grad school and poorer than I’ve ever been in this incredibly expensive city, I’ve been dabbling in the wide, wide world of Ramen more than I would like to admit. But not in the way you might think.
Rather than going to my local Key Foods and stocking up by the gross, I’ve been strategically buying hefty portions of ramen (usually by the quart), laden with vegetables, my beloved Rooster Sauce and various proteins in order to keep myself satiated throughout long grad-school afternoons. Cost effective and (relatively?) nutritious, it’s also a strategy that’s kept me warm during these first few weeks of wintery weather.
Thus, when Naruto Ramen opened up in Park Slope, I was pretty pleased that I would be able to find my new dietary staple in my own ‘hood. With a shotgun-style interior, the long front room is dominated by a seat-yourself counter that wraps around a Japanese-style short order kitchen. Once saddled up on a stool of your choosing, one of the cooks will hand you a menu. For lunch, it’s as easy (literally) as “1-2-3″ with a pre-fixe menu that, for $11, lets you choose one of three ramen soups, an appetizer and a beverage (bargain!).
Knowing all too well what I was getting myself into, I opted out of the special and ordered (off the menu!) a dinner soup called TanTan (ground pork, spicy broth and fishcake) that was not unlike a Vietnamese sandwich in a bowl and a green tea.
Now, there is a technique to eating hefty portions of ramen such as this, and it goes as follows: slurp, chew, rest and repeat. Add in a third ‘r’–a bit of reading to aid in digestion–and you’re fully prepared to get the most bang for your buck. Over the course of about 45 minutes (they were probably so happy to see my arse go), I followed my foolproof method and made it most of the way through my spicy, hot and flavorful meal whilst watching the cooks deftly prepare steaming bowls for other lunch-bunchers. Overall, a highly enjoyable and filling way to spend part of an afternoon.
I do declare that I will be returning.
Location: 276 5th Ave. (between Garfield and 1st), Park Slope, Brooklyn
Nearest Subway: M/R at Union or B/Q at 7th ave.
Price: $9.50 for a bowl of ramen; $11 lunch special
Phone: (718) 832-1111
Website: n/a
Park Slope Pizza Throwdown: Round 2
I–like many other twenty-somethings in this city–am currently in the throes of academic hell week. While my first semester of graduate school is rapidly winding down, my four term papers are inching along at a snail’s pace. Secluded to my Park Slope apartment and a slue of libraries throughout the city, I’ve been forced to observe this early part of the holiday season from a distance, a requisite nonfat eggnog latte always in hand.
With long nights and boring days, the only bright spot in the season of finals is the study food. For those of you who don’t remember, study food includes all of those greasy, chewy, salty, crunchy, sweet bite-size snacks that make writing and studying just a little bit more tolerable. And as finals week only comes around twice a year, it is also a time when you can throw all of your food ethics out the window and indulge in those not-so-great-for-you treats that you typically abstain from.
While in college my vice was sugary bags of candy corn or yogurt covered pretzels that were sold in snack packs at the library, Brooklyn has presented new calorie-laden options. With my typical eating schedule effectively shot-to-’shite,’ I find myself noshing things at all hours, even not so study friendly foods…like pizza (imagine cheese and sauce dripping all over my keyboard and loaned books).
As the second installment to my Park Slope Pizza Throwdown, today I’m waxing poetic about Joe’s Pizza. Covered in Zagat, Yelp and Citysearch stickers, this place, like Pino’s, is a Park Slope landmark. Yet, unlike Pino’s it’s not packed with droves of smarmy teenagers and snot-nosed children at all hours (plus!). A friendly and efficient little shop, Joe’s has also become my go-to as it is located literally around the corner from my apartment.
While Pino’s abounds with Italian-esque options, Joe’s predominantly sticks to the basics with a small chalkboard menu offering a selection of pockets, grinders, slices and soups (with a smile!). I’ve had the sausage grinder as well as the eggplant grinder. Gooey, huge, crunchy and hot, their sandwiches satiate even the most bestial of study-induced cravings.
But let’s not kid ourselves; the issue at hand is the slice. While Pino’s tends towards chewy, Joe’s has perfected the art of thin and crispy…which I love. Their fresh mozzarella slice is the freshest and actually tastes like aromatic, green basil and new tomatoes–the freshness altogether reducing my pizza-eating guilt. Basil counts as a vegetable, right?
In the end…I can’t decide. Pino’s has a great plain slice while Joe’s has old world neighborhood charm and thin crust. I probably won’t be able to choose a winner at the end of this experiment because, in reality, if a shop can stay in business long enough to become a landmark in this cutthroat food neighborhood, then it’s going to be great.
Plain-slice-price: $2.50
Location: 137 7th Ave., Park Slope, Brooklyn
Nearest Subway: B/Q at 7th Ave or 2/3 at Grand Army Plaza
Website: n/a
Bring me back something French
I pass French Roast everyday as it’s a block from my boyfriend’s apartment. We’ve been saving it to try for brunch, but my friend Cali and I opted for proximity in this frigid weather today and gave it a shot. The corner dig draws you right in with an authentic parisian exterior. From the font on the sign to the wicker chairs sitting two-by-two at round tables, the place is adorable.
The menu is standard: soups, salads, burgers, sandwiches, entrees. We’re both sandwich girls: Cali chose turkey and cranberry sauce on rye and I chose blackened organic chicken breast on a baguette. Shamefully, we both requested fries over salad, but that is very French to be fair.
The meals weren’t spectacular, but sufficient for a lunch more about the conversation than the substance. My chicken was lean but filling and flavorful enough. Cali liked the turkey more and finished her entire sandwich, if that tells you anything. The fries and service were great and it made for a comfortable, simple lunch date.
Perks: the staff’s friendly, we ate for $11 each, there’s a full bar, and they’re open 24 hours a day. It’s easily accessible if you’re around the West Village and pretty spacious. I imagine the entrees are a bit more impressive, but they’re pricey. I say it’s worth a try, but not a must. See for yourself, especially if you’re looking for something French.
Location: 11th St & 6th Ave (also at 85th St. and Broadway)
Subways: Take the B/D/F or L to 14th St and 6th Ave
Price: $10-$15 a meal, excluding beverages
Site: www.frenchroastny.com
Butter me up
It’s hard to believe that I go to a place completely covered in dog photos with a veggie wrap on the menu solely to eat the butter, but this guilty pleasure is true. Fetch is a warm, dog and dog-lover friendly spot on the Upper East Side that offers a lunch, twilight and dinner menu, but I’ll only go for brunch when their trademark strawberry butter is served with warm bread as soon as you’re seated.
A few blocks south of Barking Dog, Fetch is one of my favorites for brunch because I can bring my little pup to sit outside and the restaurant goes above and beyond decorating in dog theme. Every wall is packed with customers’ photos of their dogs and the management will display anyone’s as long as they bring it framed. This invitation keeps locals connected and makes every dog lover instantly feel welcome. The bar features house cocktails named after dog breeds, like the Golden Retriever, and a dog adoption mobile is often parked out front.
Fetch pairs a great menu with the decor featuring an ample variety and NYC brunch favorites alike. I personally love the chocolate chip pancakes, simple eggs with a bagel, and the turkey club. The coffee is great and the bread and butter are completely addicting. My boyfriend favors the smoked salmon benedict or The Fetch Special Scramble, which I’m gathering the courage to try. This house specialty combines ground beef, onions, chopped spinach and parmesan cheese with scrambled eggs. I captured the remains… The brunch menu offers lists for both the breakfast and lunch sides of brunch and a giant sign always hangs outside indicating which menu is available.
There’s usually a wait on the weekends, but it’s brief, you can sit in the bar area, and the staff is uniquely efficient turning tables rapidly while being friendly. As a server this is really important to me. If you’re looking for a low-key meal I recommend a weekday lunch or going after 3 pm on weekends.

Don’t forget your puppy’s picture, and if you don’t have one yet visit the adoption wall.
Location: 3rd Ave btw 92nd and 93rd
Subways: Take the 4/6 to 86th or the 6 to 96th
Hours: 11 am – 11 pm (12 am on weekends)
Price: Affordable, about $10 a meal
Website: www.fetchbarandgrill.com
Holiday Spirits

Nothing says you’re ahead of the holiday schedule like the Bryant Park skating rink melting in the sun today, but if you’re already itching for the Home Alone soundtrack and premature Christmas spirit like I was this weekend, stop by Rolf’s German Restaurant in Gramercy. The restaurant’s window decor alone puts Macy’s to shame and the whole interior follows suit.
Upon entering you see the room splits between a bar and dinner seating underneath an overwhelming display of evergreens. Adorned with cherubim’s, ornaments and icicles the decorations cover the entire ceiling and every wall. The bar mirrors are obstructed by a monstrous wreath and a slew of ornaments. Santa’s riding his sleigh across the room divider and angels are blowing horns from every corner. You won’t find another bar in the city as festive and decorative as Rolf’s, and the cheer is inescapable.
The menu offers a traditional German array, including plenty of Schnitzels and -wurst. I’ve only had soup to eat–a bowl of butternut squash is perfect in proportion, smooth and satisfying–but I go for the beer. The restaurant makes a separate menu specifically for Christmas, available on its website.
The bar keeps strictly German beers on tap served in large portions. (Seriously, my boyfriend and I split one.) For the holidays, everyone who stopped in tried a warm German wine served with a cinnamon stick in each glass. Both options are pricey, but worth sampling to try something different and distinctly German. The beer is strong and flavorful, and the wine is uniquely contenting. On a particularly freezing night for walking far, I was relaxed and soothed by the oddly warm, sweetened taste. The perfect amount of cinnamon made this a great late night treat.
If you’re up for a little exploring or anxious for holiday tunes Rolf’s is ideal for a brief visit. The atmosphere isn’t quite lively enough to be your main destination, but it’s a fun seasonal venture especially if you know a local German who’d appreciate it. You pay for the decor, but they’ll have you in the Christmas spirit, and it could put an end to your Bud Light streak. Happy Holidays!

Location: 22nd St & 3rd Ave
Subways: Take the 6 to 23rd or the 4/5 to 14th
Price: $12 beers, $13 holiday wine by the glass
Website: rolfsnyc.com
Cupcake Quest: Volume 1
When I moved to this city, I learned quickly that New Yorkers take cupcakes seriously. Like, seriously seriously. As a standalone industry in the cutthroat world of baked goods, they hold quite the reputation the world over.
Magnolia was the stuff of legends with token references in Sex and the City. Two Little Red Hens–the site of my first NYC cupcake–was a game changer with its affordable behemoths and set the bar high for all ‘cakes to follow. And Crumbs has become an easy go-to with multiple locations all over the city.
Why these puppies hold such an allure, I’ll never know. What is certain though is that I’ve become something of an aficionado that could take any of the opinionated and well-versed Yelpers to task. Many a foodie has embarked upon this difficult journey to find the best cupcake in the city, and the aforementioned locations are well-trodden territory. I, however, will be blazing new territory, navigating the lesser-known cupcake landscape of Park Slope in my search for this neighborhood’s best.
Stop #1 is, quite appropriately, The Cupcake Stop. While it’s a shop on wheels (and the city’s first mobile cupcake shop), it’s always located outside of the New York Methodist Hospital on 7th Avenue and smack in the middle of my walk home from the subway.
While it has tempted me many a night, last night was the first time I’ve stopped. It’s uncertain to me what exactly their hours are, but I think they generally motor off around 8 when the day’s stock has been depleted. While most use the red velvet as the litmus for a shop’s overall quality, I typically go with the chocolate (in this case, ‘triple chocolate’), and they had one left for the taking at 7:55.
Like I mentioned earlier, Two Little Red Hens set sort of an unfair standard with cupcakes that could pass simply as stunted regular cakes, so this little guy looked a little lonely in his oversize container. He also got a pretty thorough shakedown, bouncing around in the bottom of my bag on the 10-block walk home; however, when I took him out, he was completely unscathed, which was a little unnerving.
The frosting certainly is something unique, and for lack of better phrasing, was as hard as a rock. I’m not sure what I would call it, but it wasn’t really frosting-like. Perhaps more like a fondant? Regardless of what the deal with its texture was, it was pretty tasty and certainly interesting. And while the cake could have been a bit moister, it wasn’t lacking in triple-chocolate flavor. In short, there was some definite potential there.
I’m going to chalk the inconsistencies up to end-of-the-day syndrome since there is always a line of people waiting to get their hands on one, and they always seem to sell out. Moreover, it had that homemade taste, which is refreshing in an industry laden with mass-produced impostors. On this night, I will give them a B- (and an A for effort!).
Price: $3
Hours: Er…unclear.
Nearest Subway: F/G at 7th Ave.
Phone: (718) 702-2825
Website: http://www.cupcakestop.com/
Supper Time
It’s only fitting for my first post to completely expose my favorite NYC eatery despite the risk of further stretching the wait. Supper, an adorable Italian go-to on the Lower East Side, is as close as I’ve come to homemade Italian since living in Florence two summer’s ago. The food is visibly and traditionally prepared directly behind bar-style seats and the ambience is warm and homey, just like Italy’s famous family-run restaurants.
I’m a sucker for the giant, hand-scripted menus, and hear each night’s specials are to die for. My favorite combo is the mozzarella and tomato starter (available on weekends, I know) with a gnocchi entree. Supper serves the best gnocchi I have ever tasted, hands down, and the mozzarella comes as a huge ball of pure cheese. The tomatoes are always fresh and the food’s served warm, right off the pan. You can watch your individual plate being prepared and will melt when you taste the pasta sauces.
I hear the brunch is great, although I’ve only gone for dinner. Supper’s the perfect spot for out-of-town guests. It’s nice, but comfortable, and distinct in a city full of checker table clothed Italian digs. It’s sister restaurants Frank and Lil’ Frankies are just as scrumptious and each unique.
I have to admit the prices are steep, I typically spend about $70 on dinner-for-two with wine, but it’s worth it for a classy night out or a special date. There are also cool rooms downstairs for big parties. I recommend reservations, but the wait is painless when taken in the bar next door. The servers are helpful recommending wine and each table is cozy and candlelit. Note: the music tends to differ from the theme, like pop stations, and it’s cash only.
156 E 2nd St. (off of Ave A)
212.477.7600
supperrestaurant.com
Open 4 pm – 12 am (1 am on Sat)
Park Slope Pizza Throwdown: Round 1
These here are the children I babysit. We laugh, we play and we eat after-school snacks. A. (on the left) and D. (on the right) are native Brooklynites, born and raised, and have spent the entirety of their brief lives here in my humble borough. As such, they’ve procured quite the discerning palate when it comes to all things carb-y, gooey and cheesy.
Typically, we make the short trek across the street, ushered by the school crossing guard, to Pino’s La Forchetta Pizzeria at least once a week when A. has karate and is in need of some ninja fuel. They like it well enough and I appreciate it because it means I don’t have to drag an easily-distracted 5-year-old several blocks to the next-nearest pizza joint.
However, after several visits, I couldn’t help but notice that this place was always packed–and not just in the after school hours when scary groups of teenagers congregate near the front of the shop. Although I’ve had a few slices myself during the late night, post-bar hours, I thought I’d let the kids take the reigns on this one and tell me, as bona-fide pizza experts, why Pino’s is just so popular here in the Slope.
D., as the budding novelist-actress-teacher that she is, had some eloquent words for me. With her hand gesturing as if to grasp at the indescribable aura of the pizza from thin air, she thoughtfully remarked that Pino’s plain slice has got a “nice crispy crust and thick cheese.” She also appreciates the fact that it’s “convenient to school” and that “they have tons of choices if you aren’t in the mood for pizza.”
With a long string of semi-liquid cheese hanging out of the corner of his sauce-stained mouth, A. commented, “It’s yummy and they have a lot of decorations on it.”
I believe the decorations he was referring to hang on the walls…not on the pizza.
While A. gave Pino’s a rave 10 star rating, D. (like any good Russian judge) knocked them down a few notches with a respectable 7.5.
In my own experience, Pino’s is simply exactly what a slice of pizza should be. Without too many bells and whistles, this famous shop delivers a solid New York slice every time: it’s always hot, the cheese-to-sauce ratio is on-point and the crust–like a good bagel–is crunchy on the outside and perfectly chewy on the inside. And perhaps most importantly, it’s one of the few places open past the vital 11pm mark in this wholesome ‘hood.
Plain-slice-price: $2.50
Hours: Mon.-Thurs., Sun. 10am-1am; Fri.-Sat. 10am-2am
Location: 181 7th Ave. (Park Slope, Brooklyn)
Nearest Subway: F/G at 7th Ave.
Phone: (718) 965-4020
Website: n/a
The Whole Kitchen Caboodle
Kitchens are the center of the home. They are where we gather to laugh, to cry, to console, and to entertain. This
introduction from curator, Juliet Kinchin, marked the opening night of MoMA’s exhibition, Counter Space: Design and the Modern Kitchen.The exhibit, which opened at the MoMA yesterday, “explores the twentieth-century transformation of the kitchen as a bridgehead of modern thinking in the domestic sphere,” particularly the role in which the Frankfurt Kitchen of the 20’s played in this evolution. What better way, then, is there to honor the epicenter of food creation than by celebrating with a very lovely, very German feast.
My dearest friend and Queen Employee of the MoMA invited me to this event. I was anticipating “MoMA Goes Haufbrau House”- an event, in my apparently Frat-like imagination, replete with long, wooden benches, beer, streudal, and pretzels of every size and shape. The Upper West Side-residing, intellectual, predominately Jewish (Kugel was involved, but more on this in a minute), art and/or German-appreciating crowd in attendance, however, had other, more refined plans for me. And good thing they did. Catered by Union Square Hospitality Group (supes famous chef, Danny Meyer, is Group’s CEO), the event was beautiful and completely unexpected.
The tables of Café 2, MoMA’s on-site eatery, were beautifully set and laden with thinly sliced and smoked speck, black plum chutney, pickled vegetables, pate, and traditional German brown breads. Labeled “communal food” on the program, guests dined on this co-op of treats as Ms. Kinchin introduced and explained the event.
After a brief Napkin Folding lesson (!), taught by the Group’s General Manager, Tracy Wilson, the appetizer- a smoked trout salad with shaved fennel, cucumber and celery root, local fall greens, and Yukon gold crisps-was brought forth. But my friends, the surprises don’t end here! With each course came a perfect wine pairing and the appetizer’s was no exception. The sweetness of the Riesling Kabinett (German, obvs) 2008 complimented and subdued the slightly overpowering saltiness of the Trout.
Now, as I mentioned this was an event at the MoMA, which all you proletariat out there may not know, is an acronym for the Museum of Modern Art. So of course we saw some modern art as soon as the last of the trout had been polished off. Nicolas Dumit Estevez, was the performance artist or whatever in residence. Placing mini-marshmallows in his nostrils and ears, le artiste Estevez proceeded to slather himself with melted chocolate, Cool Whip, and Maraschino cherries. Oh and he was naked except for a dainty little apron! Mmmm, modern art. So progressive. So boundary pushing.
Moving right along. After Nikki’s little song and dance came the Entrée, consisting of a traditional German sauerbraten with braised red cabbage, local apples and chestnuts, and herb dumplings, paired with a Blaufrankisch Pinot Noir (Austria 2008). Translation: brisket, a kind of cabbage gravy, matzoh balls, topped with thin coils of onion rings. The brisket-pardon- the SAURBRATEN was perfectly tender and fell away from the meat in soft, shredded pieces. I am probably wrong about this, but I would have bet my weight in lederhosen that I could detect a hint of soy sauce in the gravy. Whatever the secret ingredient, it was equal parts savory and sweet, and nicely complimented the rest of the meal’s components. A a devout appreciator of texture variation, the crunchy onion rings were a welcome offset to the softness of the matzumpling balls.
Months before the event, MoMA hosted a completely obscure competition for Best German Dessert Recipe. Here’s the kicker: the recipe had to predate 1950. The winning dish was a family kept recipe for Pflaumkuchen, or German Plum Cake. The delicate pastry was accompanied by a rich, vanilla bean cream masquerading deceptively as ice cream. Second place? Noodle Kugel! Certainly in keeping with the Entrée’s theme, don’tcha think? I’ll admit I was stuffing my face with too much Pflaumkuchen (and also repeatedly saying, Pflaumkcuhen, Pflaumkuchen to everyone around me) to try the Kugel, but it looked great and the way a good Kugel should. Anyway, my table buddies seemed happy with it.
So that was the great Frankfurt Feast of 2010. We certainly ate, drank, and made merry. Unfortunately for anyone not in attendance last night, the feasting was a one-night only affair. The exhibition however, though less tasty but equally as German, is open until March. So high-tail it on over to 53rd and 5th, because this exhibit is not to be missed.
Auf Wiedersehen and Gluckliches Halloween to all!















